Little Italian Man's Blog


The Angry Sandwich Man

The man who makes sandwiches at my work cafeteria is very impatient . He insists that you give him your whole fixings wish list all at once. If you don’t he gets angry and yells at you. Unfortunately, he also suffers from short term memory loss, thus leading to the following actual conversation:

Me: I’ll have tuna, in a wrap, with lettuce, tomato, oil and vinegar, to go, with no chips or pretzels.
Angry sandwich man: Tuna in a wrap, that’s it?
Me: With lettuce, tomato, oil and vinegar, to go, with no chips or pretzels.
Angry sandwich man: (Adds lettuce and tomato) That’s all you want?
Me: Oil and vinegar, to go, with no chips or pretzels.
Angry sandwich man: (Adds oil and vinegar) Chips or pretzels?
Me: Neither. To go.
Angry sandwich man: You want this for here, right?
Me: Yes. Thank you.
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