My Favorite Pastime | John Denver’s Favorite Pastime |
1. Easy to start. | 1. Requires extensive training. |
2. Each coin has been on a unique journey through time. | 2. Even with extensive training, some accidents are unavoidable. |
3. Collecting old coins is a unique way to learn history. | 3. If the engine stops you crash and die. |
4. You can often find interesting coins in general circulation. It’s as easy as looking through your pocket change. | 4. The plane is traveling so fast that when you crash your body will fragment into multiple pieces. |
5. Proof sets and commemorative coins make for great gifts for many occasions. | 5. Even if you survive the crash, you will wish you hadn’t. Your crippled and broken body will be bedridden and you will eventually die anyway. |
6. Coins come in all shapes and sizes. Some even have holes in the center! | 6. Has been associated with decapitation. |
7. Almost never associated with decapitation. | 7. If your head is removed, it may not be found. |
8. Coins made of rare metals often increase in value over time. | 8. His head! They couldn’t find his fucking head!! |